CELEBRATE LAUNDRY DAY IN A BLAZE OF GLORY

It feels kind of weird to quote Game Informer now that we’re part of the extended family (“My uncle said it, so it must be true!”), but we’re gonna do it anyhow. They ranked Charizard top.

And they’re right. We’re going to be honest here: if we had a flamethrower move, we’d use it all the time. Celebrate the fiery goodness of Charizard by sitting around the house in this lounger. Best part: no risk of setting anything on fire. Wait, no. We take it back. Best part: wings. Measuring 5 feet wide, they have little loops for your thumbs or forefingers so you can flap to your heart’s desire.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.