WHAT? BACKPACK IS EVOLVING!

We know what you’re thinking, and the answer is no. Just because they are water-types does not mean they will ruin your books and laptop with all their splashing around. They are courteous like that. Plus, it’s not like splash does anything anyway.

Protect your belongings with Magikarp and its big brother Gyarados. This backpack has a large main compartment with a laptop sleeve inside. The front pocket is smaller and can be used to carry wallets or Poké balls. The main compartment and front pocket are both zip-up to keep everything safe inside.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

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Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).