We know what you’re thinking, and the answer is no. Just because they are water-types does not mean they will ruin your books and laptop with all their splashing around. They are courteous like that. Plus, it’s not like splash does anything anyway.

Protect your belongings with Magikarp and its big brother Gyarados. This backpack has a large main compartment with a laptop sleeve inside. The front pocket is smaller and can be used to carry wallets or Poké balls. The main compartment and front pocket are both zip-up to keep everything safe inside.

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Ready Player One Oasis Mug

In the world of Ready Player One, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug?

Legend of Zelda Molded Rolling Pin

The design of this rolling pin has been passed down through the generations, just like Grandma’s infamous cookie recipes. (The secret? Risking a few stings to get the best Courser Bee Honey, of course!) Once you’ve mixed up the dough for Grandma’s cookies, roll it out with this embossing rolling pin to get the Wingcrest all over it.

Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.