PARTY GOIN’ ON IN BOX 1

Do you think the Pokémon that automatically get transferred to the PC go into some kind of stasis until you pull them out again, or do you think that each box is having its own awesome Poké Party while you’re not carrying them? Like the 30 of them get in there and they say “Well, if that trainer doesn’t want us in their party, we’ll just have our own cool party right here! Sitrus Berry juice all around!”

Tons of Pokémon have gathered for a party in the print design of this awesome crossbody bag. (We tried to count exactly how many, but we got sucked into a trainer battle before we could finish… again.) A spacious interior gives you plenty of room for your extra Poké Balls, Pokédex, berries, escape rope, sunglasses for your Sandile, a marker for your Jigglypuff – you know, the important stuff. A large divider pocket and small interior pocket keeps it all organized, and a magnetic snap at the top keeps Team Rocket from reaching in to mess with your things. With this bag, your Pokémon party is always ready to party!

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Lando Polo Shirt

When you’re a teenager, you can get away with wearing a t-shirt and jeans to almost anything. You might get some eyerolls, but generally that’s all anybody expects out of your wardrobe. But you know, when you’re an adult – well, having adult clothing is the price you pay for being successful.

Star Wars: Solo Retro Han Solo Pullover Shirt

Probably this copywriter monkey’s favorite thing about the Solo movie is that all our Han Solo products no longer feature him frozen in carbonite. There are only so many different things you can say about that, and we ran out somewhere between Business Card Case and Fridge. (Rug. Cutting board. Ice cube tray. Shower curtain. Bank. Bottle opener….) You know what color this shirt reminds us of? Carbonite. Yup. It’s like Han’s in carbonite AGAIN. Only this time you’re in the carbonite with him once you don this shirt. But that could be okay. It looks safe. And comfy.

Star Wars: Solo Out West Wookiee Button Down Shirt

So the Dark Side has cookies. So what? Can a cookie be your co-pilot? Can a cookie wield a bowcaster? Can a cookie go outside on Hoth without bundling up in 27 layers of clothing like everybody else? Well, okay. Technically, yes. But that’s besides the point. Because if you want to enjoy the cookie you have to EAT the cookie and then what do you have left? Nothing but crumbs. If you pick the Light Side, you know what you have the next day? Wookiee. And the next day. And the next. Wookiees are nothing if not loyal.