THIS SHIRT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Ah, the Poké Ball shirt! The sign of a skilled trainer. Just don’t throw your shirt at a wild Pokémon. Unless you’re on Bourbon Street in New Orleans where that sort of thing happens. But make sure it’s an actual Pokémon you’re throwing it at and not just some drunk weirdo in a mask.

This long-sleeved red tee has a white outline of a Poké ball printed on the front. It won’t catch any monsters, unless maybe you yourself count as one. *peers suspiciously through monitor*

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!