THIS SHIRT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Ah, the Poké Ball shirt! The sign of a skilled trainer. Just don’t throw your shirt at a wild Pokémon. Unless you’re on Bourbon Street in New Orleans where that sort of thing happens. But make sure it’s an actual Pokémon you’re throwing it at and not just some drunk weirdo in a mask.

This long-sleeved red tee has a white outline of a Poké ball printed on the front. It won’t catch any monsters, unless maybe you yourself count as one. *peers suspiciously through monitor*

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.