HITTING SNOOZE ON THE POKÉ FLUTE
Our Pokédex tells us that Snorlax wakes up only to eat, and boy can this Pokémon eat: the complete opposite of picky, it can devour even moldy food without upsetting its stomach, and it won’t even feel full until it has consumed at least 900 pounds of food. Hey wait, is this Pokédex entry about Snorlax, or about someone’s college roommate?
If your perfect day consists of getting your noms on, taking a nap, and then testing your skills against another Pokémon trainer, then this is the sleep set for you! Stretch out and enjoy sweet dreams of “Eat. Sleep. Battle” on repeat, in this comfy long sleeve raglan and matching shorts featuring the sleepiest Pokémon of them all.
