HITTING SNOOZE ON THE POKÉ FLUTE

Our Pokédex tells us that Snorlax wakes up only to eat, and boy can this Pokémon eat: the complete opposite of picky, it can devour even moldy food without upsetting its stomach, and it won’t even feel full until it has consumed at least 900 pounds of food. Hey wait, is this Pokédex entry about Snorlax, or about someone’s college roommate?

If your perfect day consists of getting your noms on, taking a nap, and then testing your skills against another Pokémon trainer, then this is the sleep set for you! Stretch out and enjoy sweet dreams of “Eat. Sleep. Battle” on repeat, in this comfy long sleeve raglan and matching shorts featuring the sleepiest Pokémon of them all.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!