MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS NAPS
This robe may actually be made from the pelt of a Snorlax. We say that because it’s so dang soft. Just touching it makes us want to curl up on the couch. And that would explain why Snorlax is always snoozing. If we were that soft, we’d be accidentally cuddling ourselves to sleep all the time, too.
Warning: buying this robe may make you significantly less productive. But that’s a chance worth taking, in our not-so-humble opinions. (Humble, not honest. We’re old-school.) One side of this reversible robe makes you look like Snorlax; the other side has a repeating Snorlax pattern on it. Both are equally snuggly and likely to cause spontaneous naps.