IF YOU WANT PEACE PREPARE FOR WAR

Frank Castle doesn’t take any nonsense, so why should you? Channel a little bit of the Punisher’s attitude to show everyone that you mean business. Note: we cannot emphasize the word LITTLE enough. Make good choices.

This adjustable mesh trucker hat lets people know not to mess with you (thanks to the prominent Punisher logo). And, as a bonus, you’ll also be able to display your glorious hair at the same time. Or if you don’t have any hair, that works too.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!