THIS SHIRT IS THE CLOSEST WE GET TO “GREGARIOUS”

Then, in December 2012, Gregarious Games rebranded itself as Gregarious Simulation Systems, and under this new banner they launched their flagship product, the only product GSS would ever release: the OASIS – the Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation.
– Ready Player One

Most of us have to have multiple products. Look at ThinkGeek. We have hundreds on any given day. But it’s okay to have just one product when it’s as good as the OASIS turned out to be. We were thinking of rebranding ourselves as ThinkGeek Simulation Systems, but turns out the profits from Canned Unicorn Meat won’t carry us through. Maybe if we branch out into jerky? Seems like there’s a market for that.

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Apollo 11 Mission Film Reel Lunch Canister

077:17:59 Collins: Like you to know this quest for science has caused me to lose my lunch. Floating around in here somewhere, but I can’t find it.

Disney Princesses Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle 16 oz. Plastic Travel Mug

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel, Cinderella’s eponymous Princess, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast! Take your favorite beverage on the go in your very own Disney 3 Princesses Plastic Travel Mug. It’s made of plastic, holds 16 ounces of whatever it is that gets and keeps you going, and features three Disney Princesses around the cup. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave. Ages 8 and up.

Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.