THIS SHIRT IS THE CLOSEST WE GET TO “GREGARIOUS”

Then, in December 2012, Gregarious Games rebranded itself as Gregarious Simulation Systems, and under this new banner they launched their flagship product, the only product GSS would ever release: the OASIS – the Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation.
– Ready Player One

Most of us have to have multiple products. Look at ThinkGeek. We have hundreds on any given day. But it’s okay to have just one product when it’s as good as the OASIS turned out to be. We were thinking of rebranding ourselves as ThinkGeek Simulation Systems, but turns out the profits from Canned Unicorn Meat won’t carry us through. Maybe if we branch out into jerky? Seems like there’s a market for that.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!