THIS SHIRT IS THE CLOSEST WE GET TO “GREGARIOUS”

Then, in December 2012, Gregarious Games rebranded itself as Gregarious Simulation Systems, and under this new banner they launched their flagship product, the only product GSS would ever release: the OASIS – the Ontologically Anthropocentric Sensory Immersive Simulation.
– Ready Player One

Most of us have to have multiple products. Look at ThinkGeek. We have hundreds on any given day. But it’s okay to have just one product when it’s as good as the OASIS turned out to be. We were thinking of rebranding ourselves as ThinkGeek Simulation Systems, but turns out the profits from Canned Unicorn Meat won’t carry us through. Maybe if we branch out into jerky? Seems like there’s a market for that.

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Star Wars Rebel Imperial Logo Backpack

Not sure where your loyalty lies? Or maybe thinking about playing both sides until a clear victor is decided? Then this is the backpack for you.

Harry Potter Jewelry Set

Just got your acceptance letter to Hogwarts? Good. Here are some essentials to add to your school supplies list: one owl necklace carrying a letter, two letter earrings, and one compact mirror. Well look at that… it’s all right here. This Harry Potter jewelry set is perfect for going back to school, or when you want to flaunt that you got an acceptance letter when your muggle friends didn’t.

Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.