WELCOME TO THE ONTOLOGICALLY ANTHROPOCENTRIC SENSORY IMMERSIVE SIMULATION

In the world of Ready Player One, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug?

This OASIS mug includes a miniature version of the smell tower featured in more expensive immersion rigs so you can actually smell the coffee in your mug. Because, let’s be honest – that coffee smell is what it’s all about in the morning. It’s one of the best things about the real world.

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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Commando Camo Hat

If you want to blend in on Endor, camo is the way to go. Actually… it’s really the only way to go. Unless you want to try to pass yourself off as an Ewok. But some of us are tall(ish), so that’s not really an option. Plus, this hat seems much more comfortable than a hairy costume in a forest environment.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Blueprint T-Shirt

“It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! I’ve outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.” – Han Solo

Game of Thrones House Lannister Wallet

With an unofficial motto like “a Lannister always pays his debts,” we’re surprised the Lannisters don’t all have it monogramed onto their wallets. But then again, that might be a bit on the nose. (Insert Tyrion joke here…)