WELCOME TO THE ONTOLOGICALLY ANTHROPOCENTRIC SENSORY IMMERSIVE SIMULATION

In the world of Ready Player One, if you’re spending all your time in the OASIS, it’s important to remember that your physical body still needs sustenance to keep playing. And what better way to get it than with an OASIS-themed mug?

This OASIS mug includes a miniature version of the smell tower featured in more expensive immersion rigs so you can actually smell the coffee in your mug. Because, let’s be honest – that coffee smell is what it’s all about in the morning. It’s one of the best things about the real world.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Ouran Host Club Sailor Tank

At first we thought the name of this shirt was some crossover of which we had been heretofore unaware. Ouran Host Club + Sailor Moon? Unfortunately, it exists only as FanFic and DeviantArt images. 

Marvel Deadpool 50″ Round Beach Towel

One of the problems with going to the beach is trying to find your stuff again amongst all the anonymous tropical print towels, bags, and umbrellas. Let’s see you were… maybe 50 feet from the shoreline. Right in front of the lifeguard… is that the same lifeguard tower? 

Doctor Who TARDIS Hooded Lounger

For any of Doctor Who’s companions, their adventures with the whimsical traveller can seem just like a bunch of wild dreams. Crazy aliens, strange planets, and experiencing all kinds of alternate histories and futures. If it were you, wouldn’t you expect to wake up and find out none of it had really happened?