THESE BOXERS ARE COMFY, AND WE CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY

No matter which dimension you’re from, you’ll need a good pair of boxers. Boxers that are fresh, clean, and comfy. Unless you turn yourself into a pickle. You can probably get away with no boxers at that point.

This is not a simulation. These are very real and very comfortable boxer briefs featuring the ever cheerful Rick Sanchez, both pickled and non-pickled. Although he’s probably a little drunk in both forms.

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Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.