THESE BOXERS ARE COMFY, AND WE CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY

No matter which dimension you’re from, you’ll need a good pair of boxers. Boxers that are fresh, clean, and comfy. Unless you turn yourself into a pickle. You can probably get away with no boxers at that point.

This is not a simulation. These are very real and very comfortable boxer briefs featuring the ever cheerful Rick Sanchez, both pickled and non-pickled. Although he’s probably a little drunk in both forms.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.