STICK WITH ME! I’M GONNA ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, MORTY!

We’re pretty sure that if your nephew is writhing in pain on the garage floor, it probably isn’t the best time to try and convince him sticking with you is the best option. Somehow it worked, though. Or maybe it’s just because Morty lives in the same house as Rick and he couldn’t really get away. Either way, they have gone on some pretty great adventures since then, so Rick wasn’t exactly lying.

Rick and Morty front and center on a black t-shirt with snippets of Rick’s speech at the end of the pilot episode.

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