STICK WITH ME! I’M GONNA ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, MORTY!

We’re pretty sure that if your nephew is writhing in pain on the garage floor, it probably isn’t the best time to try and convince him sticking with you is the best option. Somehow it worked, though. Or maybe it’s just because Morty lives in the same house as Rick and he couldn’t really get away. Either way, they have gone on some pretty great adventures since then, so Rick wasn’t exactly lying.

Rick and Morty front and center on a black t-shirt with snippets of Rick’s speech at the end of the pilot episode.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!