STICK WITH ME! I’M GONNA ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, MORTY!

We’re pretty sure that if your nephew is writhing in pain on the garage floor, it probably isn’t the best time to try and convince him sticking with you is the best option. Somehow it worked, though. Or maybe it’s just because Morty lives in the same house as Rick and he couldn’t really get away. Either way, they have gone on some pretty great adventures since then, so Rick wasn’t exactly lying.

Rick and Morty front and center on a black t-shirt with snippets of Rick’s speech at the end of the pilot episode.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.