E-E-EVERYTHING IS GONNA *BURP* BE FINE, MORTY

Rick has some crazy plans for all sorts of things, and somehow he has a gadget for every scenario. Good thing, too. We can’t count how many times Rick and Morty have almost died at this point. That’s probably why Morty is constantly is in a panic. Rick seems to enjoy the rollercoaster ride, though.

Keep nice and comfy inside this black long sleeve t-shirt featuring Rick traveling through a portal with a terrifyingly excited look on his face. We can only assume he’s escaping from more shenanigans… or about to get into them.

Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.