E-E-EVERYTHING IS GONNA *BURP* BE FINE, MORTY

Rick has some crazy plans for all sorts of things, and somehow he has a gadget for every scenario. Good thing, too. We can’t count how many times Rick and Morty have almost died at this point. That’s probably why Morty is constantly is in a panic. Rick seems to enjoy the rollercoaster ride, though.

Keep nice and comfy inside this black long sleeve t-shirt featuring Rick traveling through a portal with a terrifyingly excited look on his face. We can only assume he’s escaping from more shenanigans… or about to get into them.

Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!