I CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY

We can agree that Rick doesn’t exactly pull his punches. If he has a problem with you, he’ll let you know immediately. We can appreciate the candid approach from time to time. Even if that approach is just giving us the bird as he walks through a portal. We know exactly what he’s trying to say.

Take the blunt approach with the Rick and Morty Portal Signet Ring. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all, or so it goes. Sometimes a finger is worth a thousand words, though. Celebrate Rick flipping the bird as he leaves through a portal on this stainless steel signet ring. Good for corporate or family events you didn’t want to go to anyhow.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.