I CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY

We can agree that Rick doesn’t exactly pull his punches. If he has a problem with you, he’ll let you know immediately. We can appreciate the candid approach from time to time. Even if that approach is just giving us the bird as he walks through a portal. We know exactly what he’s trying to say.

Take the blunt approach with the Rick and Morty Portal Signet Ring. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all, or so it goes. Sometimes a finger is worth a thousand words, though. Celebrate Rick flipping the bird as he leaves through a portal on this stainless steel signet ring. Good for corporate or family events you didn’t want to go to anyhow.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!