I CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY

We can agree that Rick doesn’t exactly pull his punches. If he has a problem with you, he’ll let you know immediately. We can appreciate the candid approach from time to time. Even if that approach is just giving us the bird as he walks through a portal. We know exactly what he’s trying to say.

Take the blunt approach with the Rick and Morty Portal Signet Ring. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all, or so it goes. Sometimes a finger is worth a thousand words, though. Celebrate Rick flipping the bird as he leaves through a portal on this stainless steel signet ring. Good for corporate or family events you didn’t want to go to anyhow.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.