AHHHHH!

Sometimes the dulcet sound of birds chirping just isn’t enough to get us up in the morning. We know we have things to do, but the bed sure is warm and cozy. Nothing is going to get us moving more effectively than a clock that doesn’t stop screaming at us for 42 hours. That’ll for sure keep us productive. Or sleep deprived. One of the two.

Bring home your very own screaming sun just like on that planet from “The Wedding Squanchers” episode. When it’s time to wake up, the sun rises above the mountains and starts screaming. Non-stop. That’ll get you out of bed in no time.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie