WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE

If anybody has a good reason to carry a go bag, it’s Rick and Morty. Except for them, it’d really be everyday carry, wouldn’t it? Because they’re basically constantly getting into emergency situations.

Be ready for anything with this Rick and Morty Space Monster Backpack. Fill it with your water bottle, first-aid kit, respirator mask, bootleg portal fluid – whatever you might need in a pinch. Or, you know, your laptop, books, and an umbrella if that’s how you roll. Whatever. We don’t judge.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.