HELLO PLANET SQUANCH! HOW YA FEELIN’ TONIGHT!?

It’s time to get schwifty up in here! Come see your favorite band out in the fourth dimension while they put on one of the greatest shows of your life! They’ll rock your socks off with their greatest hits while you scream inaudibly at them on stage.

Grab your very own Interdimensional Tour shirt featuring The Flesh Curtains. Back of the shirt has all the places they played during the tour. Pick yours up at the merch booth near the entrance… or right here online.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Star Wars Vader Constellation T-Shirt

Look up into the night sky. What do you see? The Little Dipper? Orion’s Belt? An AT-AT? The answer is hopefully all of the above, but some extra emphasis on that last one. Contrary to popular belief, these constellations are not in a galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars Death Star Dark / Light T-Shirt

Okay, so we see a lot of shirts around here. The copywriter typing this was the apparel merchant for six years before moving over to play Timmy on a full-time basis. We have been pitched literally thousands of Star Wars shirts. Possibly tens of thousands. So when we say this one’s special, that’s significant. 

Pokémon Snorlax Kigurumi

We all know the struggle of waking up knowing you have to do something and then dreading actually getting out of bed. You know you NEED to be productive, but you don’t WANT to be productive. It really is just a matter of sorting your priorities sometimes. Take our favorite sleepy Pokémon for example. What are its priorities? Sleep. End of list.