I’M DYIN’ IN A VAT IN THE GARAGE!

We can relate to wanting to be young again. Times were much more simple, even for a genius scientist. We can’t say we’d kill our older self to do that, but we won’t deny it either. We’re not sure how our older self would respond to such a threat. Certainly not a dance, though.

Black shirt with Tiny Rick and the lyrics “let me out” from his hot new single. He just came up with the lyrics off the top of his head.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!