We’ve heard of companies having a large presence in a town, but we’ve never seen anything like Conglom-O in Rocko’s Modern Life. And with a slogan “We Own You,” you’d think no one would want to work there, but we guess it’s either Conglom-O, or being a (ahem) “phone operator.” (It’s not a regular call center.) Oh well, somehow Rock manages to get by in O-Town. 

Relive your 90s nostalgia with these Rocko’s Modern Life Rocko Crew Socks featuring our favorite wallaby. We’re actually very similar to Rocko – we like comics and our adorable dogs. But we’re not as paranoid. Or angry. Okay, so maybe we only have a few things in common, but we still like Rocko.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!