SNEAK ATTACK!

Sometimes you don’t want to stand out. You just want to blend into the surroundings. Melt away, as if you’re not even there. It’s a secret skill introverts and people frequently volunteered for various things have honed, and now ThinkGeek has some apparel that can help you take it to the next level.

Meet the Ladies’ Rogue Vegan Leather Jacket. It’s a brown faux leather jacket, supple and soft. If it were leather, it’d be lambskin, but it’s not so you can save that guilty feeling for a more deserving situation. Like when you backstab somebody! No wait. That’s totally not what we meant. Don’t backstab anybody. (But you totally could. We’re just sayin’.)

With an asymmetrical zipper and an oversized hood, the only thing that’ll make you noticeable in this jacket is how stylish you look in it.

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