SNEAK ATTACK!

Sometimes you don’t want to stand out. You just want to blend into the surroundings. Melt away, as if you’re not even there. It’s a secret skill introverts and people frequently volunteered for various things have honed, and now ThinkGeek has some apparel that can help you take it to the next level.

Meet the Ladies’ Rogue Vegan Leather Jacket. It’s a brown faux leather jacket, supple and soft. If it were leather, it’d be lambskin, but it’s not so you can save that guilty feeling for a more deserving situation. Like when you backstab somebody! No wait. That’s totally not what we meant. Don’t backstab anybody. (But you totally could. We’re just sayin’.)

With an asymmetrical zipper and an oversized hood, the only thing that’ll make you noticeable in this jacket is how stylish you look in it.

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Bob’s Burgers Sell Your Soul Ladies’ T-Shirt

So here’s the question: what do you think Louise got in return for her soul? Maybe an apartment? Some towels? A doll whose head comes off and it’s a knife? Do you think she had to tell the Devil “No takebacks!”

Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag

Looking for a little help with your finances? Need an extra week before writing the rent check? This bag is just what The Doctor ordered! If you put your wallet and keys on the inside, they’ll be bigger! Oh wait, no. That’s not desirable behavior, is it? We’re already carrying enough stuff around!

Pac-Man Afraid of No Ghosts Zip-Up Hoodie

The defeat of Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Slimer taught the kids of the 80s that to overcome the supernatural you need quick reflexes and a backpack full of nuclear power. We were working on our hand-eye coordination to be ready, but we had the Ghostbusters on speed-dial, just in case. Celebrate the ghosts of the 80s with this black full-zip hoodie featuring the baddies from Pac-Man and a movie quote. It’s perfect for hanging out in theaters or arcades.