SNEAK ATTACK!

Sometimes you don’t want to stand out. You just want to blend into the surroundings. Melt away, as if you’re not even there. It’s a secret skill introverts and people frequently volunteered for various things have honed, and now ThinkGeek has some apparel that can help you take it to the next level.

Meet the Ladies’ Rogue Vegan Leather Jacket. It’s a brown faux leather jacket, supple and soft. If it were leather, it’d be lambskin, but it’s not so you can save that guilty feeling for a more deserving situation. Like when you backstab somebody! No wait. That’s totally not what we meant. Don’t backstab anybody. (But you totally could. We’re just sayin’.)

With an asymmetrical zipper and an oversized hood, the only thing that’ll make you noticeable in this jacket is how stylish you look in it.

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Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!

Wonder Woman Knit Bootie Slipper

The female in your life may not have been sculpted from clay, but in your eyes, she’s a perfect goddess. Her toes will be perfectly protected thanks to the chunky knit construction and soft, warm, faux fur lining of these comfy Wonder Woman slippers. The non-slip molded TPX bottoms will grip the floor to help her practice her balance while kicking butt. She’ll be wielding that godkiller sword in no time.