WHAT WE NEED ARE JACKETS

Everyone on the Death Star is new here. On a shiny new space station, we’re all equally “the new guy.” So we could use a little something to build up team camaraderie and morale. An ice cream social? Officers versus Stormtroopers in laser tag? (Would anyone even score?) Oh, oh! We’ve got it: jackets!

Show your team spirit with an official Imperial twill jacket inspired by Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Because while the silly Rebels are all arguing amongst themselves, you’ve managed to build a technological terror that they can’t even hope to defend against. As long as they don’t find out about your exposed thermal exhaust port, that is.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).