HALT, I AM REPTAR!

Reptar, inspiration to all babykind! The gigantic green dinosaur has both helped save the world, and helped destroy parts of it. He’s a complicated prehistoric beast in that way. But how will he handle this latest threat to himself and – we presume – all life on Earth? We don’t know, but we’ve really got to get our hands on some Reptar Bars before the show starts.

Reptar is the star of this black 100% cotton t-shirt! A small version of the infamous dinosaur roars on the left chest of the front, and a larger one is on the back, turning back toward the viewer and asking “Did someone say METEOR?” Machine wash cold gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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