Reptar, inspiration to all babykind! The gigantic green dinosaur has both helped save the world, and helped destroy parts of it. He’s a complicated prehistoric beast in that way. But how will he handle this latest threat to himself and – we presume – all life on Earth? We don’t know, but we’ve really got to get our hands on some Reptar Bars before the show starts.

Reptar is the star of this black 100% cotton t-shirt! A small version of the infamous dinosaur roars on the left chest of the front, and a larger one is on the back, turning back toward the viewer and asking “Did someone say METEOR?” Machine wash cold gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.

Rick and Morty Portal Watch

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.