THEY’RE PLUSH, THEY’RE MEAN, THEY’LL TURN YOUR FEET GREEN!

We can’t promise you’ll be able to stomp on skyscrapers while you wear these, but you’ll at least be able to step on Lego blocks without feeling like you need crutches. That’s a STEP in the right direction! Eh! Eh!? We’ll see ourselves out….

Be mean and green… and comfy! The Rugrats Reptar Plush Slippers feature Reptar’s head, tail, and scales, but we promise these are much more cozy than actual scales. No-slip dots on the bottom for grip when you’re stomping a city.

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Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Glass

Don’t worry about keeping one of your glasses empty for fetch quests – this one is meant to be filled. While you can go with the traditional Lon Lon Milk, Chateau Romani, or potions, we’d recommend not to pour Chuchu jelly in here. Mostly because we’re not quite sure what it is.

Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.