THEY’RE PLUSH, THEY’RE MEAN, THEY’LL TURN YOUR FEET GREEN!

We can’t promise you’ll be able to stomp on skyscrapers while you wear these, but you’ll at least be able to step on Lego blocks without feeling like you need crutches. That’s a STEP in the right direction! Eh! Eh!? We’ll see ourselves out….

Be mean and green… and comfy! The Rugrats Reptar Plush Slippers feature Reptar’s head, tail, and scales, but we promise these are much more cozy than actual scales. No-slip dots on the bottom for grip when you’re stomping a city.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.