THE ENEMY LIES WITHIN

The Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division (S.H.I.E.L.D.) is no stranger to keeping secrets, but some of their agents may be hiding one secret too many. A big, evil, “cut off one head, two more will take its place” type of secret. Yup, Hydra has infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D. – and it’s hiding inside this S.H.I.E.L.D. ring too!

This is a classy ring made for a double-agent who happily gets paid to both save and destroy the world. The outside of this sterling silver ring is all standard-issue S.H.I.E.L.D., with the logo imprinted on the top and sides. It’ll show everyone you’re trained in the art of thwarting global threats. But inside the ring is another story! On the backside of the top S.H.I.E.L.D. logo is the familiar Hydra logo, showing you’re also a proud member of a shadowy organization bent on world domination. It’s a secret you can wear against your finger where no one will see it and rat you out to Maria Hill! (Oops. Spoilers?) Now when you’re greeting other double-agents, you don’t have to do the obvious hug-and-a-“Hail” maneuver – just slip off your ring and flash them a hint of tentacle! Or you can leave the ring in its custom ring box, which unfolds into a display case. Each ring comes with a certificate of authenticity lined in gold foil, though we didn’t look to see if Hydra has also certified it. Somehow we don’t think they like leaving a paper trail….

For our customers with nickel allergies: This item has a rhodium coating.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!