DON’T YOU DARE INTERRUPT OUR TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE!

We’re all just trying to find that “Miracle Romance” from Sailor Moon, but unfortunately, real life isn’t as nicely scripted as anime. Instead it’s more like we’re drawing randomly from the Chance pile in Monopoly. Let’s see what our next card says: “In the name of the Moon, go directly to jail. Do not transform. Do not collect $200.” We deserve this.

Sailor Moon Monopoly combines two of our favorites: anime and board games. Collect your favorite characters from Sailor Moon: S and try not to go into debt as you do it. This version of Monopoly reskins the original with the Sailor Guardians, Death Busters, and Witches 5. Even the tokens are Sailor Moon-themed! Unfortunately playing this game will not allow you to transform into a Sailor Guardian. Believe us, we’ve tried.

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DC Dark Knights Metal Deck-Building Game

Batman has discovered a Dark Multiverse and unleashed evil versions of himself upon our world! The Justice League must band together to defeat Barbatos, The Batman Who Laughs, and their Dark Knights. One Super Hero won’t be enough to overcome these challenges.

Don’t Step In It Llama Poop Edition Game

Who hasn’t been there? You’re walking around, having a nice stroll, and all of a sudden… something feels smooshy underfoot. You just stepped in it! Bring the fun home with the official Don’t Step In It Llama Poop Edition Game, which lets kids of all ages enjoy the fun of stepping in real (fake) llama poop. How will you fare in this harrowing adventure? Ages 4 and up, fun for 1 or more players. Includes blindfold, board, and 12 ounces of genuine (fake) Llama Poop.

Downton Abbey Edition Clue Board Game

The Classic Mystery Board Game has an aristocratic twist as it features characters and themes from the award-winning Masterpiece television series, Downton Abbey. While at a Crawley family dinner party Mr. Carson realizes something was stolen and he needs help solving the mystery. It’s an exciting strategy board game for 2 to 6 players, or to play in teams. Players ask questions about who did the crime, what object was stolen, and where it was hidden.