WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BAG

This Shark Attack Backpacks promises not to eat you. It will, however, eat your stuff, ’cause it’s a backpack. It can’t help it. It’s in its nature.

This oceanic backpack comes complete with one stuffed dorsal fin and side pockets for all your pelagic storage needs. This backpack design is a ThinkGeek exclusive, so if you dig it, you’d better jump on it. Come on in – the water’s fine! Provided you don’t have any cuts. Remember: sharks can smell a drop of blood from quarter of a mile away. Much like our ability with Cheetos.

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Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

by | January 13, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

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Fallout 4 T-51 Sugar Bombs Power Armor USB Hub

by | January 12, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

We all have fond memories of sugary cereals from our youth. Cookie Crisp. With the little burglar guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal (which they missed the boat on by not making it pizza-flavored). French Toast Crunch, which shared only a shape with its namesake. And citizens of the Wasteland have fond memories of Sugar Bombs, with its free Captain Cosmos decoder ring (which we have yet to find).

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Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug

by | January 12, 2019 | Gear | 0 Comments

Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
– Genie

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