WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BAG

This Shark Attack Backpacks promises not to eat you. It will, however, eat your stuff, ’cause it’s a backpack. It can’t help it. It’s in its nature.

This oceanic backpack comes complete with one stuffed dorsal fin and side pockets for all your pelagic storage needs. This backpack design is a ThinkGeek exclusive, so if you dig it, you’d better jump on it. Come on in – the water’s fine! Provided you don’t have any cuts. Remember: sharks can smell a drop of blood from quarter of a mile away. Much like our ability with Cheetos.

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Pokémon Team Rocket 3-Pack Earrings Set

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

Marvel Line Up T-Shirt

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.

Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.