WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BAG

This Shark Attack Backpacks promises not to eat you. It will, however, eat your stuff, ’cause it’s a backpack. It can’t help it. It’s in its nature.

This oceanic backpack comes complete with one stuffed dorsal fin and side pockets for all your pelagic storage needs. This backpack design is a ThinkGeek exclusive, so if you dig it, you’d better jump on it. Come on in – the water’s fine! Provided you don’t have any cuts. Remember: sharks can smell a drop of blood from quarter of a mile away. Much like our ability with Cheetos.

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