EVERYBODY OUTTA THE WATER!

Ahhh, the beach. The waves crashing. Your toes in the sand. It’s the perfect way to relax. To think of nothing except the dime-store novel you have with you along with your SPF 900. Unless, of course, it’s a Peter Benchley novel. In which case, your mileage may vary.

You know the Earth Day every day movement? We’re here to make “Shark Week every week” a thing. And with these board shorts, you can be a part of that. They’re covered with circling shark fins and one large gaping shark maw, ready to eat you or get its molars looked at by the sharkdentist. (No, sharks don’t have molars.They also don’t get cavities. TL;DR: the surface of their teeth is fluoride, and they shed them constantly.)

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Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.

My Hero Academia Heroic Backpack

Don’t leave your belongings unguarded when you’re traveling. Instead get some of the greatest heroes in the world to protect your stuff. Some of them may still be in school, but don’t worry, All Might is there to provide guidance.