EVERYBODY OUTTA THE WATER!

Ahhh, the beach. The waves crashing. Your toes in the sand. It’s the perfect way to relax. To think of nothing except the dime-store novel you have with you along with your SPF 900. Unless, of course, it’s a Peter Benchley novel. In which case, your mileage may vary.

You know the Earth Day every day movement? We’re here to make “Shark Week every week” a thing. And with these board shorts, you can be a part of that. They’re covered with circling shark fins and one large gaping shark maw, ready to eat you or get its molars looked at by the sharkdentist. (No, sharks don’t have molars.They also don’t get cavities. TL;DR: the surface of their teeth is fluoride, and they shed them constantly.)

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Captain America Shield Hat

We’ve seen Captain America wear many hats, but the ballcaps in the Marvel movies all make a very special statement. And that statement is: wearing a hat doesn’t make you look suspicious or noticeable at all.

Avengers Infinity Gauntlet Knee High Socks

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” 
– Thanos

Venom All Over Slime Backpack

“I have absolutely no problem with you sticking around, but if you do, we’re gonna have some ground rules, all right? You cannot just go around eating anybody that you want to.”
– Eddie Brock