Taking a shark out of the ocean and plopping it on your head may seem like a bold new fashion statement, but there are a few risks involved. Most notably, some very pointy and bitey risks. We’ve found a way to still make you a trendy fashion icon, while not having to worry about the sharp bits.

Wear a shark on your head! No, not a real one, but a hat that looks like one. This grey hat features a fin on top with a particularly angry looking shark on the front. We wonder why it’s mad. Maybe because we plucked it out of the ocean and used it to cover our head.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!