Taking a shark out of the ocean and plopping it on your head may seem like a bold new fashion statement, but there are a few risks involved. Most notably, some very pointy and bitey risks. We’ve found a way to still make you a trendy fashion icon, while not having to worry about the sharp bits.

Wear a shark on your head! No, not a real one, but a hat that looks like one. This grey hat features a fin on top with a particularly angry looking shark on the front. We wonder why it’s mad. Maybe because we plucked it out of the ocean and used it to cover our head.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.