Taking a shark out of the ocean and plopping it on your head may seem like a bold new fashion statement, but there are a few risks involved. Most notably, some very pointy and bitey risks. We’ve found a way to still make you a trendy fashion icon, while not having to worry about the sharp bits.

Wear a shark on your head! No, not a real one, but a hat that looks like one. This grey hat features a fin on top with a particularly angry looking shark on the front. We wonder why it’s mad. Maybe because we plucked it out of the ocean and used it to cover our head.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.