Conquer Castle Grayskull

Skeletor is a villain we can really relate to. Owns a cat, surrounded by idiots, cheats at board games (oh wait, that’s us…)

“Yes, we’ll win this game the old-fashioned way, the tried and true way: we’ll cheat!” -Skeletor

Show your allegiance to the Evil Lord of Destruction with this slightly distressed and totally nefarious tee. He may be 100% evil, but he’s also 100% our favorite. And he could really use some competent help in his quest to become the master of the universe!

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!