KENNY STILL LIVES!

I’m goin’ down to South Park, gonna get myself a wallet… For all you South Park fans who also need to carry money around (and who doesn’t?), now you can have Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and a still-living Kenny, waiting at the bus stop in the always-wintry South Park, Colorado, securely holding on to your cards and cash.

This colorful ThinkGeek-exclusive wallet folds up in thirds and has a double-snap closure. There is a corner grommet with a removable chain and a leather D-clip on the other end for security. Attach the loop to your belt, belt loop, or other location. This totally SFW wallet says “South Park” inside on a black background with the outside showing off the iconic snow-covered scene. It includes six small pockets (with one clear ID slot), and one large pocket. The wallet will remind you to treasure your friends while they are still around.

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