KENNY STILL LIVES!

I’m goin’ down to South Park, gonna get myself a wallet… For all you South Park fans who also need to carry money around (and who doesn’t?), now you can have Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and a still-living Kenny, waiting at the bus stop in the always-wintry South Park, Colorado, securely holding on to your cards and cash.

This colorful ThinkGeek-exclusive wallet folds up in thirds and has a double-snap closure. There is a corner grommet with a removable chain and a leather D-clip on the other end for security. Attach the loop to your belt, belt loop, or other location. This totally SFW wallet says “South Park” inside on a black background with the outside showing off the iconic snow-covered scene. It includes six small pockets (with one clear ID slot), and one large pocket. The wallet will remind you to treasure your friends while they are still around.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Marvel Deadpool 50″ Round Beach Towel

One of the problems with going to the beach is trying to find your stuff again amongst all the anonymous tropical print towels, bags, and umbrellas. Let’s see you were… maybe 50 feet from the shoreline. Right in front of the lifeguard… is that the same lifeguard tower? 

Doctor Who TARDIS Hooded Lounger

For any of Doctor Who’s companions, their adventures with the whimsical traveller can seem just like a bunch of wild dreams. Crazy aliens, strange planets, and experiencing all kinds of alternate histories and futures. If it were you, wouldn’t you expect to wake up and find out none of it had really happened?

Dark Mysteries Hooded Denim Jacket

There are a lot of things we don’t understand about the world. For example, most of quantum physics. Daylight savings time. How somebody can get a cat to wear a shark costume and ride around on a Roomba without suffering grievous bodily injury.