KENNY STILL LIVES!

I’m goin’ down to South Park, gonna get myself a wallet… For all you South Park fans who also need to carry money around (and who doesn’t?), now you can have Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and a still-living Kenny, waiting at the bus stop in the always-wintry South Park, Colorado, securely holding on to your cards and cash.

This colorful ThinkGeek-exclusive wallet folds up in thirds and has a double-snap closure. There is a corner grommet with a removable chain and a leather D-clip on the other end for security. Attach the loop to your belt, belt loop, or other location. This totally SFW wallet says “South Park” inside on a black background with the outside showing off the iconic snow-covered scene. It includes six small pockets (with one clear ID slot), and one large pocket. The wallet will remind you to treasure your friends while they are still around.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.