YOUR SPENDING SENSE IS TINGLING

You know what’s hard to find a place for in a spandex suit? Everything. Spider-Man, we feel your pain. The “pocket problem” is one that we are all too familiar with, sorry to say. Of course, you probably don’t need (or want) to be carrying identification around when you’re fighting crime as the amazing Spider-Man. But those of us here on the ground, without spiffy Stark-Industries-provided supertech costumes? Yeah, we need some way to carry our IDs.

Our money has never been safer, now that it’s under the protection of our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! We may not have awesome spider strength or web shooters, but the zipper closure on this wallet will keep the bullies and the bad guys from messing with our stuff. Embroidered with the familiar details of Spider-Man’s iconic spidey suit, it’s got room for all the cards, cash, and coins we need to carry in the city. And it’s made from friendly vegan (simulated) leather, which means no creature was harmed in its creation, especially not any spiders.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Dungeons and Dragons Holiday Sweater

by | November 16, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Do you think the elves in Santa’s workshop use their darkvision to be able to continue making toys throughout the night? You know, that combined with the trance thing probably makes for crazy working conditions. You think they’ve unionized? Santa should probably make sure the only bows in the workshop are the gift wrap variety because they’re all proficient with the other kind.

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2019 ThinkGeek Despair Wall Calendar – Exclusive

by | November 14, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

We’ve teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. again to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious calendar. You’ll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Send @neilhimself a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. (They’ll love it but pretend to hate it. That’s just how they roll.) 

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Harry Potter Hand-Controlled Candle

by | November 11, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

The image of all those floating candles in the Great Hall at Hogwarts is a memorable one. We like the books, too, but we’re very glad the movies exist if just to burn that breathtaking picture into our minds. 

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