“YOU HAVE AN ATOMIC BOMB IN YOUR BAG. IF ANYONE’S GONNA HAVE TAPE, IT’S YOU!”

To be clear, this bag does not have an atomic bomb in it. But given his propensity for Other People’s Stuff (“But what if I want it more than the person who has it?”), Rocket probably picks up a lot of trash along the way, and he’s got to have someplace to put it. Someplace like this backpack.

This backpack featuring comic book style Rocket Raccoon and Groot comes to us by way of Sprayground. They make these in limited runs and never produce that combination again, so if you dig this, you’d better jump on it. It features separate interior laptop and tablet compartments, but it also has an interior mesh organizer pocket for the assorted bits Rocket uses to make those sweet custom weapons. Or, you know, atomic bombs.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).