“YOU HAVE AN ATOMIC BOMB IN YOUR BAG. IF ANYONE’S GONNA HAVE TAPE, IT’S YOU!”

To be clear, this bag does not have an atomic bomb in it. But given his propensity for Other People’s Stuff (“But what if I want it more than the person who has it?”), Rocket probably picks up a lot of trash along the way, and he’s got to have someplace to put it. Someplace like this backpack.

This backpack featuring comic book style Rocket Raccoon and Groot comes to us by way of Sprayground. They make these in limited runs and never produce that combination again, so if you dig this, you’d better jump on it. It features separate interior laptop and tablet compartments, but it also has an interior mesh organizer pocket for the assorted bits Rocket uses to make those sweet custom weapons. Or, you know, atomic bombs.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!