“YOU HAVE AN ATOMIC BOMB IN YOUR BAG. IF ANYONE’S GONNA HAVE TAPE, IT’S YOU!”

To be clear, this bag does not have an atomic bomb in it. But given his propensity for Other People’s Stuff (“But what if I want it more than the person who has it?”), Rocket probably picks up a lot of trash along the way, and he’s got to have someplace to put it. Someplace like this backpack.

This backpack featuring comic book style Rocket Raccoon and Groot comes to us by way of Sprayground. They make these in limited runs and never produce that combination again, so if you dig this, you’d better jump on it. It features separate interior laptop and tablet compartments, but it also has an interior mesh organizer pocket for the assorted bits Rocket uses to make those sweet custom weapons. Or, you know, atomic bombs.

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Pokémon Eeveelutions T-Shirt

Hold on a second while we get our gigantic Gameboy Classic out and reflect on the original Pokémon games. Back in the “old days,” there were only three Eeveelutions, and at the time we thought that was a lot. But now there are so many adorable options, we just can’t choose. We must have them all.  

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Heat Change Mug

There’s nothing like watching that sweet waterfall of delicious, warm coffee fill up your favorite mug in the morning. As the aroma fills up your kitchen, you gaze upon your delicious beverage and inhale. You can feel it, can’t you? The power it holds. And soon it will be yours. Imagine, if you will, the power coffee holds over your morning. Now picture what it’d be like to drink coffee from the Infinity Gauntlet – the strongest source of power in the universe meets the strongest source of power on Earth… and the power is yours to control.  

Game of Thrones House Stark Pint Glass

What a loaded comment to make, Arya. That sounds like it’s foreshadowing something. But surely the youngest Stark child couldn’t possibly be threatening some sort of revenge. No, not young Arya.