“CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR.”

The Bird of Prey is the classic Klingon starship – a tough raiding and scouting vessel that has served at the heart of the Klingon Defense Force for more than a hundred years. Life on board is harsh and brutal, with any sign of weakness leading to a challenge to the death. The ship itself is stripped back and lean, with everything designed for a single purpose: war.

At first glance, this shirt has a starfield sublimated onto its 100% polyester fabric. A closer look (or scanning for neutron radiation) will reveal a matte black Klingon Bird of Prey on the front. This design is a ThinkGeek exclusive. Machine wash cold. Do not tumble dry. Imported.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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NASA Scout Wallet

You gotta imagine that by the time we’re pondering taking things like wallets into space with us, humans are going to have developed past physical money. Transactions are all going to be some sort of digital cryptocurrency that we access via something like a retinal scan. Of course, there will always be holdouts, but those sorts of people probably aren’t going to be the first in line to colonize another planet.

Millennium Falcon Boxer Brief 2pk

Hopefully you can put on these boxers as quickly as the Millennium Falcon can make the Kessel Run. Speed is of the essence in the morning. Especially when you hit the snooze button about five times.

Star Wars Ships Short-Sleeve Shirt

Just because a ship looks like a hunk of junk doesn’t mean it doesn’t have it where it counts. Every ship is good for something. Sometimes that something is blowing up a Death Star, and sometimes it’s blowing up a power generator. What we’re trying to say is that they are good at blowing things up.