“CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR.”

The Bird of Prey is the classic Klingon starship – a tough raiding and scouting vessel that has served at the heart of the Klingon Defense Force for more than a hundred years. Life on board is harsh and brutal, with any sign of weakness leading to a challenge to the death. The ship itself is stripped back and lean, with everything designed for a single purpose: war.

At first glance, this shirt has a starfield sublimated onto its 100% polyester fabric. A closer look (or scanning for neutron radiation) will reveal a matte black Klingon Bird of Prey on the front. This design is a ThinkGeek exclusive. Machine wash cold. Do not tumble dry. Imported.

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