THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

Subtlety can get you pretty far. Like being able to take a cookie out of the jar before dinner without Mom noticing one’s missing. Or reading with a flashlight under your covers after lights out. Subtlety lets you get away with something you may not have if you came in fists – or blasters – waving. This stylish long sleeve shirt fits right into that methodology.

The Star Trek NCC-1701 Tech Long Sleeve Shirt is all black with blue, gold, or red stitching along the seams. On the front it has an Enterprise command logo, and on the back, NCC-1701. Both of these are lined in black for a slick approach for letting your Trekkie flag fly freely in the wind without waving it in everyone’s face. We appreciate the flag waving, but the Borg (or your boss) might have something to say about it.

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Super Mario Power-Up Mushroom Pull-Over Hoodie

Mario is an interesting dude. Think about it. This former plumber has had his girlfriend stolen by a giant monkey, saved countless bizarre worlds from reptilian terrors, eaten more mushrooms and blinky flowers that a person probably should, been forced to race on many non-regulation race tracks, and has personally squashed perhaps the largest number of enemies of any video game hero.

Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt

Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble.

Marvel Infinity Gauntlet Stud Earrings

Now, you might have some objections to these Infinity Gauntlet earrings. First of all, there are two of them, but that’s not actually much of a problem – we’ve already seen that there are, in fact, two Infinity Gauntlets out there (the right-handed one in Odin’s Treasure room, and the left-handed one in Thanos’s grubby mitts).