Some days, even “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” won’t fix the problems of the world. At those times, we rely on the facepalm. But you know that when Captain Picard must hide his face in his hand, you’re in real trouble. That’s when this t-shirt, made in the color of Picard’s captain’s uniform, is the perfect statement, letting those around you know not to test your patience and to give you some space. Perhaps it’s time to have some alone time in your Ready Room? Make it so.

This ThinkGeek-exclusive Star Trek Picard Facepalm T-Shirt is made of 100% cotton. It is cardinal red with the word “FACEPALM” and an image of Captain Picard deftly performing a facepalm. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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Legend of Zelda Molded Rolling Pin

The design of this rolling pin has been passed down through the generations, just like Grandma’s infamous cookie recipes. (The secret? Risking a few stings to get the best Courser Bee Honey, of course!) Once you’ve mixed up the dough for Grandma’s cookies, roll it out with this embossing rolling pin to get the Wingcrest all over it.

Fallout Shower Curtain

The wastelands are not exactly a scenic vacation resort. There is a lot out there that you’ll end up running from, and you don’t want to end up sweaty and gross all the time. That’s why having a safe Vault-Tec vault to come home to at the end of a long day of foraging is so refreshing. You can take a long shower and just relax and let the stress and the rads wash away.

Visions of the Future: Microplush Throw Grand Tour

Once every 175 years the outer planets of our solar system (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) line up just so – in a way that allows us to use each planet’s gravity to travel to the next. And that’s just what the Voyager mission did, in the process obtaining some spectacular views of the outer planets in the process.