RED ALERT! BOTTLES UP!

If you are unable to locate Romulan ale or bottled prune juice (“A warrior’s drink.” – Worf), you can enjoy your favorite craft brew or a fancy root beer with the help of this Star Trek: The Next Generation bottle opener. Shaped like the Enterprise NCC-1701-D, this bottle opener promises that when you open any bottle it will make sound effects such as the warp engine sound, the Enterprise doors, and the Red Alert klaxon.

Small enough to fit in your pocket, with the saucer section you’ll have a Star Trek-themed bottle opener ready at all times, including at your favorite Star Trek con. It’s also a must-have for your own Ten Forward.

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