RED ALERT! BOTTLES UP!

If you are unable to locate Romulan ale or bottled prune juice (“A warrior’s drink.” – Worf), you can enjoy your favorite craft brew or a fancy root beer with the help of this Star Trek: The Next Generation bottle opener. Shaped like the Enterprise NCC-1701-D, this bottle opener promises that when you open any bottle it will make sound effects such as the warp engine sound, the Enterprise doors, and the Red Alert klaxon.

Small enough to fit in your pocket, with the saucer section you’ll have a Star Trek-themed bottle opener ready at all times, including at your favorite Star Trek con. It’s also a must-have for your own Ten Forward.

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Marvel Thor Winter Hat – Exclusive

The God of Thunder ends up in some pretty cold environments. Remember when he went to confront the Frost Giants? A little chilly, we imagine. Most of us won’t be going to Jotunheim for a vacation any time soon (although we hear you can do a free layover there if you fly the right airline), but luckily this hat works on the planet Earth just as well.

Marvel Loki Cufflinks

The God of Mischief usually has something up his sleeve. A secret plan, a hidden agenda, a spell, or even a lie waiting on the tip of his silver tongue. Maybe he’s changed his shape. Maybe he’s replaced his adoptive father on the throne of Asgard. Maybe he’s even gone legit! The options are endless.

Harry Potter Marauder’s Map 17oz Glass Mug

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night.