RED ALERT! BOTTLES UP!

If you are unable to locate Romulan ale or bottled prune juice (“A warrior’s drink.” – Worf), you can enjoy your favorite craft brew or a fancy root beer with the help of this Star Trek: The Next Generation bottle opener. Shaped like the Enterprise NCC-1701-D, this bottle opener promises that when you open any bottle it will make sound effects such as the warp engine sound, the Enterprise doors, and the Red Alert klaxon.

Small enough to fit in your pocket, with the saucer section you’ll have a Star Trek-themed bottle opener ready at all times, including at your favorite Star Trek con. It’s also a must-have for your own Ten Forward.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!