ANSWER ALL YOUR CALLS WITH THE WORD “GO”

We’ve had a screen-accurate prop replica ST:TNG badge in our closet for a while. The only thing it was missing was the ability to emit the classic communicator chirp sound effect when we pressed it.

And then we found out an audio company is making a fully-functioning officially-licensed communicator badge. Behold the Star Trek TNG Bluetooth® ComBadge. It hooks up to your phone or device via Bluetooth® and has a built-in microphone for hands-free calling. Once connected, one touch answers/ends calls, plays/pauses audio, or accesses Siri, Google Now, or Cortana. And, of course, a touch plays that classic communicator sound effect. Warning: you’re going to want to keep the micro-USB charging cable handy right after you receive this, because making it chirp is well-nigh irresistible.

And don’t forget to sign off, “[Your name here] out.”

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Beauty and the Beast Belle Character Floral Print Zip-Around Wallet

Carry a bit of Disney magic with you! Fans of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast will love this Beauty and the Beast Belle Character Floral Print Zip-Around Wallet. It is made of saffiano faux leather, with printed details. The wallet measures approximately 8-inches tall x 4-inches wide. All Loungefly items are vegan friendly, unless otherwise noted.

Little Mermaid Ariel Leaves Tote Purse

Carry a bit of Disney magic with you! This Little Mermaid Ariel Leaves Tote Purse is made of faux leather and includes a detachable pouch pocket. The purse measures approximately 18-inches wide x 13-inches tall x 5 1/4-inches long.

Kingdom Hearts Sora Cosplay Necklace

We love Kingdom Hearts. What’s not to like? RPGs? Good! Fast-paced combat? Good! Disney? Goooooood! Good luck following the timeline of all the events through all the spinoff games, though. No matter if we can keep everything straight, Sora will always be our anchor. We may not be able to pull of those crazy balloon pants like he does, but we can at least rock the accessories.