ANSWER ALL YOUR CALLS WITH THE WORD “GO”

We’ve had a screen-accurate prop replica ST:TNG badge in our closet for a while. The only thing it was missing was the ability to emit the classic communicator chirp sound effect when we pressed it.

And then we found out an audio company is making a fully-functioning officially-licensed communicator badge. Behold the Star Trek TNG Bluetooth® ComBadge. It hooks up to your phone or device via Bluetooth® and has a built-in microphone for hands-free calling. Once connected, one touch answers/ends calls, plays/pauses audio, or accesses Siri, Google Now, or Cortana. And, of course, a touch plays that classic communicator sound effect. Warning: you’re going to want to keep the micro-USB charging cable handy right after you receive this, because making it chirp is well-nigh irresistible.

And don’t forget to sign off, “[Your name here] out.”

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Star Trek Friendship Necklace

Travel back to the time of friendship bracelets, secret handshakes, passing notes, sleepovers, and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. It was in this movie that Spock uttered those famous words to James T. Kirk: “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”

Super Mario Danger Ahead T-Shirt

Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You’ll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don’t take more than one at a time; you can’t get greedy.

Harry Potter Hogwarts Slippers

It doesn’t take magic to conjure up some comfiness. A comfy chair, a good cup of tea, and a cozy pair of slippers are all you need. You may have to supply the former two, but for the slippers, we have you covered. Literally and figuratively. We don’t even need a Hogwarts professor for this one. Though, if you have one on speed dial, let us know. We’re still waiting for our owl.