YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN

There are moments when one is hurtling through the galaxy at unsafe speeds that mistakes are made and lives are lost. This is why it is important for all Starfleet cadets to pay very close attention during lectures on vessel identification. Quickly establishing the correct classification of both friendly and hostile vessels is one of the basic skills required of all Starfleet officers.

Brush up on your fleet knowledge while sitting by the pool or at the beach with this Star Trek TNG Ships One-Piece Swimsuit. Complete with the U.S.S. Enterprise-D, the U.S.S. Stargazer, a Ferengi Marauder, a Klingon Battlecruiser, a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, a Klingon Vor’cha, a Romulan Scout Ship, a Romulan Warbird, and an unidentified Nebula class and Galaxy class ship. it’s sure to challenge all but the smartest of cadets. But we’ve met you. You probably passed with flying colors, yes?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!