YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN

There are moments when one is hurtling through the galaxy at unsafe speeds that mistakes are made and lives are lost. This is why it is important for all Starfleet cadets to pay very close attention during lectures on vessel identification. Quickly establishing the correct classification of both friendly and hostile vessels is one of the basic skills required of all Starfleet officers.

Brush up on your fleet knowledge while sitting by the pool or at the beach with this Star Trek TNG Ships One-Piece Swimsuit. Complete with the U.S.S. Enterprise-D, the U.S.S. Stargazer, a Ferengi Marauder, a Klingon Battlecruiser, a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, a Klingon Vor’cha, a Romulan Scout Ship, a Romulan Warbird, and an unidentified Nebula class and Galaxy class ship. it’s sure to challenge all but the smartest of cadets. But we’ve met you. You probably passed with flying colors, yes?

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.