STARFLEET, CLASS OF 2038

Whether your budding Starfleet officer is learning to crawl or is taking their first steps toward walking, ThinkGeek has an exclusive Star Trek: TNG bodysuit for them. It is only logical that the bodysuits are made from 100% cotton with lap shoulders and a 3-snap bottom, which make clothing and diaper changes happen at warp speed. Each bodysuit also includes a fancy black tulle skirt, and babies can express their preference for Science (Blue), Operations (Gold), or Command (Red).

The printing on this officially-licensed Star Trek outfit shows on both the front and the back, and both 6-month and 12-month sizes are available. The short-sleeved bodysuit’s communicator badge icon and officer rank pips at the collar complete the look.

Buy Now from THINKGEEK

Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

Buy Now from TFAW

NASA Scout Wallet

You gotta imagine that by the time we’re pondering taking things like wallets into space with us, humans are going to have developed past physical money. Transactions are all going to be some sort of digital cryptocurrency that we access via something like a retinal scan. Of course, there will always be holdouts, but those sorts of people probably aren’t going to be the first in line to colonize another planet.

Millennium Falcon Boxer Brief 2pk

Hopefully you can put on these boxers as quickly as the Millennium Falcon can make the Kessel Run. Speed is of the essence in the morning. Especially when you hit the snooze button about five times.

Star Wars Ships Short-Sleeve Shirt

Just because a ship looks like a hunk of junk doesn’t mean it doesn’t have it where it counts. Every ship is good for something. Sometimes that something is blowing up a Death Star, and sometimes it’s blowing up a power generator. What we’re trying to say is that they are good at blowing things up.