ONE TO BEAM UP

Admit it: you’ve wanted this from the first time you saw a flip phone back in the ’90s. Why did it take 20 years before we could deliver it to you? Look, it’s technology from the FUTURE. These things take time to get right, okay?

With the flick of a wrist, you will be answering calls like Kirk and Spock with the very first fully-functional wireless Star Trek Communicator. Is it accurate? Well, it was created using 3D scans of the alpha hero prop. How does it work? It pairs up with your Bluetooth®-enabled phone just like a wireless speaker or a pair of headphones would. Speaking of which, you can also use it as a speaker for hands-free calls or streaming music from your Bluetooth-enabled audio player. And a high-quality MEMS microphone ensures Scotty can make out your “One to beam up.” The stand also provides built-in contactless charging capability. And, in case it wasn’t already impressive enough, the Communicator has built-in authentic sound effects and conversation fragments from the Star Trek Universe for additional geek cred. As if you needed any additional geek cred after you whipped this baby out.

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Sir Cumference Quest for Pi T-Shirt

Sir Cumference isn’t the most famous knight. In fact, we’d say he’s a figure on the perimeter at best. And after all these years, we’re afraid he might have developed a bit of circular thinking. Sir Cumference may be tilting… well, around windmills, as it were. We mean – look at him. He’s clearly been πD on his journey.

Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag

When we were little, we were so jealous of the kids who got to have a toy store shopping spree on TV. It would be so awesome to have unlimited money (even with limited time to spend it). We wonder if the Doctor ever uses his psychic paper as a credit card… or maybe he just makes savvy investments in the stock market. That’s a unique anomaly called “Bigger on the Insider Trading.”

Pac-Man High Score T-Shirt

Whether you took the yellow ball home or you gave up an entire roll of quarters at the local arcade, you know the importance of the coveted high score. Always seemingly out of reach, until, one day, the planets aligned and you gobbled up all those pellets and fruits better than anyone that came before you! At least… anyone in a 5 mile radius. Still impressive!