HE WON’T GIVE UP, DESPITE BEING JUST A FOOT TALL
This Star Trek TOS Captain Kirk 1/6 Scale Articulated Figure isn’t exactly like the incident on Terra Ten. Which is good. He’d be a lot less fun to play with at 1/16th of an inch. It’s extra difficult to get those accessories into his hands that small.

This figure, part of Quantum Mechanix’s Master Series, is 1/6 scale, which makes it almost 11½” tall, just the right size to romance all the Barbies. The figure comes clad in a fabric uniform, plus a phaser that breaks down into type I & type II, a communicator with flip-up antenna, an electronic clipboard and stylus, and a landing party utility belt (because you never know what you’re going to find down on the planet). There are 8 different gesticulating hands, and it comes with a custom display base so you can go crazy posing your favorite captain with over 30 points of articulation.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!