COVER US, CAPTAIN

When you’ve got the morning shift on the Enterprise, you can’t be yawning as you’re giving orders to the computer. You have to be on your game and ready for a Klingon attack or body snatchers. You must be… caffeinated. A lot.

Wake up with a little help from the most energetic man in Star Trek with this Captain Kirk Mug. Oh, and look, Captain Kirk even has his phaser out, so you know he’s going to provide cover for at least some of your morning challenges (like keeping those eyes open). We just hope that phaser is set to stun, because it’s too early to deal with long-term consequences.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!