ECHO STATION 3-T-8. WE HAVE SPOTTED IMPERIAL WALKERS.

You know how when you’ve spent a little too much time imbibing at your favorite wretched hive of scum and villainy, you stand up and have that moment where you think, “Walking. Yes. I’ve been doing this almost my entire life. Surely I can do it now.” And you proceed to place your feet Very Carefully, one after the other. “Right Foot, Left Foot, Right Foot, Left Foot.” Some upstart Rebel could walk by and take you down with one well-placed foot to the back of the knee. Best if they don’t know that. Right Foot, Left Foot, Right Foot, Left Foot.

It’s like drinking has turned you into an Imperial Walker, just like the ones on this Star Wars AT-AT Highball Glass. Honestly, we’re not sure if these are AT-ATs or AT-ACTs, but you’re welcome to debate amongst yourselves once you partake of a few drinks from one of these glasses. Not before. It’s not half as entertaining that way.

Also, do not drive while under the influence. Operating Imperial machinery is right out, too.

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