DRESSED TO THE NINES

BB-9E. More angular than the BB-8 counterpart. And, of course, black. If you’re all about flattering, cutting-edge fashion, 9E’s the unit you want to pin your hopes on.

This asymmetrical full-zip motorcycle-style jacket is perfect for anyone whose loyalties tend more to the Dark Side of things. The front sides create a rounded hem when zipped, and the sparkly bouclé knit body has faux leather sleeves and details. Those sleeves feature elbow patches that look like BB-9E’s panels, done up in lavender for a little extra punch. And speaking of extra “punch,” the purple iridescent lining reads “Rule the Galaxy” with a TIE Silencer for emphasis.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.