DRESSED TO THE NINES

BB-9E. More angular than the BB-8 counterpart. And, of course, black. If you’re all about flattering, cutting-edge fashion, 9E’s the unit you want to pin your hopes on.

This asymmetrical full-zip motorcycle-style jacket is perfect for anyone whose loyalties tend more to the Dark Side of things. The front sides create a rounded hem when zipped, and the sparkly bouclĂ© knit body has faux leather sleeves and details. Those sleeves feature elbow patches that look like BB-9E’s panels, done up in lavender for a little extra punch. And speaking of extra “punch,” the purple iridescent lining reads “Rule the Galaxy” with a TIE Silencer for emphasis.

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Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.

Mario 8-bit Lounge Pants with Collectors’ Tin

Bowser is always so occupied with kidnapping Princess Peach, we think he probably never has time to sit down and enjoy the little things. Sure, he takes time out for go-karts and even some party games, but King Koopa needs to relax. With the right lounge pants and proper show to binge watch, we bet he’d chill out really quick.

Mega Man Cookie Jar

While we may occasionally find ourselves jumping over spiky obstacles, dodging hammers, climbing ladders, and performing various other feats to bring about everlasting peace, we lack one significant advantage Mega Man had. Mega Man was a robot. He didn’t have to eat. WE DO!!