IN TEA SERVICE TO THE EMPIRE

Secretly manipulating galactic events and expanding the armed forces of the Empire is demanding work. It requires long hours and a choking loyalty to the cause (or being Force-choked if you displease the boss). Tension, resentment, and distrust are workplace staples, which makes life’s little rituals all the more important. Tea, anyone?

Straight from the First Galactic Empire’s table to you is our high-quality Star Wars Black Empire Ceramic Teapot. Sip on hot tea from the 4-cup capacity black ceramic teapot with a starfield pattern and several TIE fighters flying through a large Imperial logo. These are all the rage at First Order meetings, delivered by EXD-9 droids in white (protocol) mode, but their red (infiltrator) mode has proven to be too… messy.

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Marvel Thor Winter Hat – Exclusive

The God of Thunder ends up in some pretty cold environments. Remember when he went to confront the Frost Giants? A little chilly, we imagine. Most of us won’t be going to Jotunheim for a vacation any time soon (although we hear you can do a free layover there if you fly the right airline), but luckily this hat works on the planet Earth just as well.

Marvel Loki Cufflinks

The God of Mischief usually has something up his sleeve. A secret plan, a hidden agenda, a spell, or even a lie waiting on the tip of his silver tongue. Maybe he’s changed his shape. Maybe he’s replaced his adoptive father on the throne of Asgard. Maybe he’s even gone legit! The options are endless.

Harry Potter Marauder’s Map 17oz Glass Mug

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night.