IN TEA SERVICE TO THE EMPIRE

Secretly manipulating galactic events and expanding the armed forces of the Empire is demanding work. It requires long hours and a choking loyalty to the cause (or being Force-choked if you displease the boss). Tension, resentment, and distrust are workplace staples, which makes life’s little rituals all the more important. Tea, anyone?

Straight from the First Galactic Empire’s table to you is our high-quality Star Wars Black Empire Ceramic Teapot. Sip on hot tea from the 4-cup capacity black ceramic teapot with a starfield pattern and several TIE fighters flying through a large Imperial logo. These are all the rage at First Order meetings, delivered by EXD-9 droids in white (protocol) mode, but their red (infiltrator) mode has proven to be too… messy.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.