NOW PEOPLE CAN LEGITIMATELY CALL YOU “BOSSYPANTS”

Darth Vader is the owner of one of the most recognizable faces (okay, helmets) in the galaxy. He is the recipient of the Scabbiest Head Award (three times, thankyouverymuch), the Dramatic Labored Breathing Prize of Alderaan (before he blew it up), the Most Appendages Severed Trophy of Coruscant, and has appeared on the cover of Imperial Times magazine too many times to count. And what better way for you to show your support for Lord Vader than by wearing his helmet on your hip?
Don these red pants to show everyone who’s the boss. Hint: It’s not Tony Danza. With Vader’s helmet and the phrase “Call me the boss” on your left leg, who would dare defy you? We mean, besides those pesky Rebels.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!