NOW PEOPLE CAN LEGITIMATELY CALL YOU “BOSSYPANTS”

Darth Vader is the owner of one of the most recognizable faces (okay, helmets) in the galaxy. He is the recipient of the Scabbiest Head Award (three times, thankyouverymuch), the Dramatic Labored Breathing Prize of Alderaan (before he blew it up), the Most Appendages Severed Trophy of Coruscant, and has appeared on the cover of Imperial Times magazine too many times to count. And what better way for you to show your support for Lord Vader than by wearing his helmet on your hip?
Don these red pants to show everyone who’s the boss. Hint: It’s not Tony Danza. With Vader’s helmet and the phrase “Call me the boss” on your left leg, who would dare defy you? We mean, besides those pesky Rebels.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.