NOW PEOPLE CAN LEGITIMATELY CALL YOU “BOSSYPANTS”

Darth Vader is the owner of one of the most recognizable faces (okay, helmets) in the galaxy. He is the recipient of the Scabbiest Head Award (three times, thankyouverymuch), the Dramatic Labored Breathing Prize of Alderaan (before he blew it up), the Most Appendages Severed Trophy of Coruscant, and has appeared on the cover of Imperial Times magazine too many times to count. And what better way for you to show your support for Lord Vader than by wearing his helmet on your hip?
Don these red pants to show everyone who’s the boss. Hint: It’s not Tony Danza. With Vader’s helmet and the phrase “Call me the boss” on your left leg, who would dare defy you? We mean, besides those pesky Rebels.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.