EXPRESS YOURSELF

It’s a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You’re constantly ordered around by your superiors. You’re at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. But the worst part? You’re always surrounded by other Stormtroopers who look just like you.

On a rare day off, we imagine a Stormtrooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck, yes. Hang that stuff up in the closet, scrub off in the shower, and then spend the day lounging in this comfy shirt. There’s even a pocket in the front! What will you stow inside it? A blaster? A TV remote? A tiny calendar where you mark off the days until you can escape the Death Star for a little R&R?

They can make you wear the uncomfortable armor while you’re on duty, but you get to decide what you wear in your downtime. This is a black and white plaid flannel button up with an Empire patch on the left hip and Lord Vader and Stormtroopers screenprinted on back. You on the left or the right in this shot? Oh, you know what? It doesn’t matter. It’s all good.

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Apollo 11 Mission Film Reel Lunch Canister

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Disney Princesses Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle 16 oz. Plastic Travel Mug

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel, Cinderella’s eponymous Princess, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast! Take your favorite beverage on the go in your very own Disney 3 Princesses Plastic Travel Mug. It’s made of plastic, holds 16 ounces of whatever it is that gets and keeps you going, and features three Disney Princesses around the cup. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave. Ages 8 and up.

Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.