EXPRESS YOURSELF

It’s a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You’re constantly ordered around by your superiors. You’re at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. But the worst part? You’re always surrounded by other Stormtroopers who look just like you.

On a rare day off, we imagine a Stormtrooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck, yes. Hang that stuff up in the closet, scrub off in the shower, and then spend the day lounging in this comfy shirt. There’s even a pocket in the front! What will you stow inside it? A blaster? A TV remote? A tiny calendar where you mark off the days until you can escape the Death Star for a little R&R?

They can make you wear the uncomfortable armor while you’re on duty, but you get to decide what you wear in your downtime. This is a black and white plaid flannel button up with an Empire patch on the left hip and Lord Vader and Stormtroopers screenprinted on back. You on the left or the right in this shot? Oh, you know what? It doesn’t matter. It’s all good.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!