EXPRESS YOURSELF
It’s a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You’re constantly ordered around by your superiors. You’re at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. But the worst part? You’re always surrounded by other Stormtroopers who look just like you.
On a rare day off, we imagine a Stormtrooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck, yes. Hang that stuff up in the closet, scrub off in the shower, and then spend the day lounging in this comfy shirt. There’s even a pocket in the front! What will you stow inside it? A blaster? A TV remote? A tiny calendar where you mark off the days until you can escape the Death Star for a little R&R?
They can make you wear the uncomfortable armor while you’re on duty, but you get to decide what you wear in your downtime. This is a black and white plaid flannel button up with an Empire patch on the left hip and Lord Vader and Stormtroopers screenprinted on back. You on the left or the right in this shot? Oh, you know what? It doesn’t matter. It’s all good.
