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In general, we do not recommend putting lightsabers next to your face. Yes, it makes for cool lighting effects. But unless you are at a master-level, you may accidentally cut off your nose. We mean, look. When’s the last time you missed with your straw and accidentally stuck it up your nose? Yes. We saw that. We were just being polite, because we know how mortified we are when we do it.

Please be careful with these Star Wars Star Wars Darth Vader Dangling Lightsaber Earrings. These are stud earrings featuring the Imperial Crest, only they also come with a lightsaber charm that you put the post through to create a dangle effect. The result? Two different looks from a single pair of earrings.

For our customers with nickel allergies: This is made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means the five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!