THIS TIME HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND

He may have learned the hard way about the importance of the high ground, but now Anakin knows there is no substitute for it. One: obvious strategic advantage. And two: how else are you going to show off these lights when they’re low on the ground?

For the dad who is willing to give you the world… or blow it up, we have these fairy string lights in his honor. Packed with twenty of Darth Vader’s helmet, these string lights stretch out 9 whole feet (2 3/4 meters). Hang him high so the whole galaxy can see.

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Marvel Black Panther Front Handle Backpack

Since Shuri pioneered Vibranium fashion, it was only a matter of time before Vibranium made its way into all sorts of accessories and bags. And at first it was sleek, stylish, and super expensive, but then problems started to arise. The designers of these items GREATLY underestimated how often people tend to throw their bags on the ground, causing massive disruptions to hotels, homes, and schools all over the world. Because of these issues, we’ve decided to embrace the Vibranium look and use a different material. You’re welcome.

Marvel Black Panther Hat

Sometimes putting on a superhero costume just takes too long. And you can’t always wear it under your clothes (especially in summer). So, the only option left is to either make your superhero costume extremely casual (but what’s the fun in that?), or to accessorize with a hat.

Marvel Black Panther Keychain

You may not be the king of Wakanda, but you’re the king of your own castle (whether that be an apartment, home, or literal castle). Why not put your keys on something worthy of a crown?