THIS TIME HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND

He may have learned the hard way about the importance of the high ground, but now Anakin knows there is no substitute for it. One: obvious strategic advantage. And two: how else are you going to show off these lights when they’re low on the ground?

For the dad who is willing to give you the world… or blow it up, we have these fairy string lights in his honor. Packed with twenty of Darth Vader’s helmet, these string lights stretch out 9 whole feet (2 3/4 meters). Hang him high so the whole galaxy can see.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!