Even Sith Lords deserve to enjoy their tea and coffee in the morning. After all, caffeine is the root of all Force energy. That’s why Jedi and Sith have such high awareness levels – they drink a ton of caffeine. Okay, we know that’s not really true, but it makes more sense than midichlorians. 

We’d like to think all of Darth Vader’s kitchen appliances matched his overall look, and this Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet Kettle is no exception. The design is reminiscent of Darth Vader’s helmet, and the handle looks like his iconic lightsaber. The only thing that could make this better is if this kettle let out a deep breathing sound effect when it was done – just like in the movies.    

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.