AREN’T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR A SITH LORD?

Well, maybe Sith Lords don’t have height requirements the same way the Stormtroopers do. Good thing, too, because this one’s compact size means it fits in most overhead bins, something you can’t say about a lot of Sith Lords. Except maybe cyborg General Grievous. If you take his legs off and store them in a different bin. Moving on.

The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage is the right choice for either your carry-on luggage or the bag you check. Everybody has a black bag at the baggage carousel. Only yours is black because it belongs to the Dark Side. The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage holds all your underwear, shirts, socks, toothbrush, asthma inhaler, and everything else you need on your travels. It’s got a telescoping handle and 360° swivel wheels for quick maneuvering in any air, sea, or spaceport you happen to be travelling to (or from). Just make sure you leave anything questionable at home. Vader’s space stations aren’t known for having the best of records with regards to explosives, and we don’t want you stopped by the TSA.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

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Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.