AREN’T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR A SITH LORD?

Well, maybe Sith Lords don’t have height requirements the same way the Stormtroopers do. Good thing, too, because this one’s compact size means it fits in most overhead bins, something you can’t say about a lot of Sith Lords. Except maybe cyborg General Grievous. If you take his legs off and store them in a different bin. Moving on.

The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage is the right choice for either your carry-on luggage or the bag you check. Everybody has a black bag at the baggage carousel. Only yours is black because it belongs to the Dark Side. The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage holds all your underwear, shirts, socks, toothbrush, asthma inhaler, and everything else you need on your travels. It’s got a telescoping handle and 360° swivel wheels for quick maneuvering in any air, sea, or spaceport you happen to be travelling to (or from). Just make sure you leave anything questionable at home. Vader’s space stations aren’t known for having the best of records with regards to explosives, and we don’t want you stopped by the TSA.

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Hello Kitty Bus Crossbody Purse

The cuteness on the bus goes ’round and ’round… Hello Kitty is driving this red bus to wherever her fellow Sanrio passengers want to go! Along for the ride are Bad Badtz-Maru, Pom Pom Purin, Hangyodon, DokidokiYummychums, My Melody, Chococat, Kero Kero Keroppi, and Little Twin Stars. Chococat is busy reading, however, and isn’t taking in the sights. But everyone else is excited to be on the bus. Except maybe Bad Badtz-Maru. He’s rolling his eyes a bit. As usual.

Star Wars Peplum Rey Blazer

You heard Amy Cuddy’s TED Talk about power poses, right? Well, if you’re not one of the 44 million views the video’s racked up so far, you can watch it in a bit, k? (And yeah, there’s some controversy about it now, but we’re going to throw out there that we never feel worse after standing in the Wonder Woman pose. Unless somebody catches us. Moving on.)

Disney Mickey Suit Faux Leather Mini Backpack

From our earliest days watching cartoons, to palling around with King Mickey in the worlds of Kingdom Hearts, we’ve always had a friend in this very special mouse. Adventurous, optimistic, and a friend to everyone big and small, we’re always happy to know that Mickey always has our backs.