AREN’T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR A SITH LORD?

Well, maybe Sith Lords don’t have height requirements the same way the Stormtroopers do. Good thing, too, because this one’s compact size means it fits in most overhead bins, something you can’t say about a lot of Sith Lords. Except maybe cyborg General Grievous. If you take his legs off and store them in a different bin. Moving on.

The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage is the right choice for either your carry-on luggage or the bag you check. Everybody has a black bag at the baggage carousel. Only yours is black because it belongs to the Dark Side. The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage holds all your underwear, shirts, socks, toothbrush, asthma inhaler, and everything else you need on your travels. It’s got a telescoping handle and 360° swivel wheels for quick maneuvering in any air, sea, or spaceport you happen to be travelling to (or from). Just make sure you leave anything questionable at home. Vader’s space stations aren’t known for having the best of records with regards to explosives, and we don’t want you stopped by the TSA.

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Marvel Loki Cufflinks

The God of Mischief usually has something up his sleeve. A secret plan, a hidden agenda, a spell, or even a lie waiting on the tip of his silver tongue. Maybe he’s changed his shape. Maybe he’s replaced his adoptive father on the throne of Asgard. Maybe he’s even gone legit! The options are endless.

Harry Potter Marauder’s Map 17oz Glass Mug

Despite the ‘up to no good’ portion, this map was created with the best of intentions. Sure, you can be nosy and see where everyone is in the wee hours of the night, OR you could help your friend cursed with lycanthropy find a place to ride out the night.

Wonder Woman Steampunk Corset Top

The Amazons are known for their fierceness in battle and their regal honor. And also for being able to make the finest flying machines this side of Post-Crisis New 52 Golden Silver Age Earth-Two. In this universe, one of these flying machines was gifted to Diana as she ventured into London for the first time.